OK, so the IRS is vastly overstepping its power to make life hard for conservatives and libertarians and at the same time aiding liberals and their ilk; In a very dodgy scenario, the “Justice Department” tapped a slew of MSM phone lines; The Benghazi cover up is gaining speed and everyone in the Administration is either (a) denying they did anything wrong or (b) passing the buck like a hot potato covered in fresh dog poop.
But the BIG MEDIA HEADLINE is all about Angelina Jolie’s boobs.
Not that I don’t appreciate the female figure or anything, or believe that one shouldn’t have the option of heading off something as terrible as cancer with surgery, but it seems like there might be larger, more far reaching problems in America at this time.
The current positions:
President Obama: “I didn’t know nuttin’ ‘bout it.”
AG Holder: “Ah ahm da law!” (use your best Judge Dredd voice, Stallone version please)
Jay Carney: “Um, well, um, you know, give me a minute.”
The MSM: “We don’t like you anymore.” (to the Adminstration)
Media Matters: “…” (Can’t make statement due to head being up own ass)
Libertarians: “See, we told you that Big Government sucks.”
Conservatives: “Quick! Form a committee to investigate!”
Everyone else is taking bets on who will be the fall guy and how long they will have to stay in a minimum security federal prison at taxpayer expense before they get our and make millions writing a book about how they were wronged by their superiors.
Or they’re looking at Angelina’s boobs.